Ok 2 weeks in and it's conclusive, Beyonce is the undisputed champion!  In a hammer blow for real women everywhere B's curves trounced Gaga's stick thin frame in the dance off of the year, having already defeated Shakira in a sing off she succesfully moved unto her next opponent and victoriously shook what her momma gave her to show that real woman wins out over waif ever time!
The next scheduled event undoubtedly has to be a Fenty Vs. Knowles jello fight to the death, Don King, where you at fam?